Waterpark Enthusiast Mugs

A woman glides down a water slide

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Bring your own inflatable.

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

You must be this tall.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Lifesaver!

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Wine taster with mineral water

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

Log Ride

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'...Please stop the...'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

'...and this is the water garden...'

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Water Slide

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

A family playing in the sea

"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

Summer Outing Planning

Freddie's water

"I knew something didn't sound right!"

It's busy at the amusement park. The adrenaline's been having fun on the roller coaster, but the stomach cell looks queasy on the tilt-a-whirl! The hormones are going into the tunnel of love again, and the helium atoms are heading toward the complaint booth. They're saying the parachute drop didn't work for them. Any other problems down there? Yeah, the white blood cells are being kicked out. Apparently they tried to attack the staph!