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"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"I like fountains very much!"

"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

Venice Floods

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

Go Back to New York

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

Stork one-upmanship

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

"Hey, everybody! Come, look! the odometer is about to roll over another 100,00 light years!"

'No, you may NOT see a menu.'

'What really rankles is they still haven't lifted the hosepipe ban.'

"Scientists say rapid melting of Arctic sea ice is a sure sign of man-made global warming."

Impractical Gardener.

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

'It looks fishy to me.'

". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."

"I told you to listen to the climate science."

'I think it's having a core melt down!'