Water Hazard Conqueror T-Shirts

'It's a pity Fenshaw doesn't take this level of commitment into his work at the office!!!'

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Crop duster wanted.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

A Learning Curve.

Access Denied!

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

Contest to enter the University

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

"Woohoo, we have have overcome the wave!"

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

Welcome to summer school.

"I like it – I'm just not sure it's what I want to rot on."

You finished Netflix

Moses parts water on the fairways.

'Outta my way, you little puke!'

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

"Penalty stroke my ***!"

"One More Swing."

'You're being promoted to vice prez of personal energy management! You'll be the guy who goes out for coffee and donuts!'

"We have a problem. It's called the competition."

Man with world on his shoulders

'Well, that's the gardening done - until the perishing things spring up again!'

Old man with a zimmer frame grittier

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Golf course

'If you experience pain and discomfort in removing the cap... double the dosage.'

Capitalism trying to ride the waves.

'Well, once it's won the prize for Biggest Marrow I shall expect you to replace my fence!'