Water Hazard Conqueror T-Shirts

'It's a pity Fenshaw doesn't take this level of commitment into his work at the office!!!'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Crop duster wanted.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Access Denied!

A Learning Curve.

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

Contest to enter the University

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

You finished Netflix

"I like it – I'm just not sure it's what I want to rot on."

Welcome to summer school.

"Woohoo, we have have overcome the wave!"

'Outta my way, you little puke!'

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

"Penalty stroke my ***!"

"We have a problem. It's called the competition."

"One More Swing."

'You're being promoted to vice prez of personal energy management! You'll be the guy who goes out for coffee and donuts!'

Man with world on his shoulders

'Well, that's the gardening done - until the perishing things spring up again!'

Old man with a zimmer frame grittier

'If you experience pain and discomfort in removing the cap... double the dosage.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Golf course

'Well, once it's won the prize for Biggest Marrow I shall expect you to replace my fence!'

Capitalism trying to ride the waves.

"So, once again, Mrs Smith, it's grab handle, grip firmly, and pull straight towards you..."

A golfer parts a water hazard, like Moses parted the Red Sea, in order to reach his golf ball.