Hazard Conqueror T-Shirts

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

What My Day Feels Like

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

Crop duster wanted.

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

Contest to enter the University

The horn of paper

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

"This next tune is a one-chord song about how hard it is to learn a second chord."

Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

Office De-cluttering

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

IN...limbo...limbo...OUT