Water Divination Enthusiast Gifts

Tourist

Bring your own inflatable.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'You can't come in here with that.'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Lifesaver!

'Your future looks charming.'

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

A family playing in the sea

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

Freddie's water

Hog Futures

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

Crystal Ball Plug

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'Can you get me in touch with people that own me money?'

'Boat Launch'

Children playing around a water pump

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Our ultrasound equipment is not working, so we've brought in famed psychic Jennifer Armstrong to give us a vision of the fetus.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

Fortune teller sees impending doom

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.