Water Divination Enthusiast Mugs

Tourist

Bring your own inflatable.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'You can't come in here with that.'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Lifesaver!

'Your future looks charming.'

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

A family playing in the sea

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

Freddie's water

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

Hog Futures

'Boat Launch'

Crystal Ball Plug

Children playing around a water pump

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Can you get me in touch with people that own me money?'

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

"I've made contact with your mother. She says she hates what you're wearing."