Water Divination Gifts

An astronaut dowses on the moon.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Your future looks charming.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

Tourist

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

Hog Futures

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Can you get me in touch with people that own me money?'

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

'Boat Launch'

Crystal Ball Plug

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

"I've made contact with your mother. She says she hates what you're wearing."