Water Divination Gifts

An astronaut dowses on the moon.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

'You can't come in here with that.'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Tourist

'Your future looks charming.'

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Hog Futures

'Our ultrasound equipment is not working, so we've brought in famed psychic Jennifer Armstrong to give us a vision of the fetus.'

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

Crystal Ball Plug

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

Fortune teller sees impending doom

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'Boat Launch'

'Can you get me in touch with people that own me money?'

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"