Water Conservationists Who Enjoy Irony Gifts

We've got to do something about this terrible drought - I want you to all go home and wash your cars.

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

Recycling bottle bank.

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

Keep it on until he's gone. They still think we're extinct.

'Household water use'

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

"How are we supposed to refill the rivers?"

Criminal waste of water

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

"Try not to ruin the mood by thinking about how much water we're wasting."

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

Valuable Water

'It's a new design to save water.'

This Bus Runs on Punditry

Finally, I found a good use for that leak.

Cactus Huggers

'Welcome to Arizona,,,bring your own water'

Cactus with Tap

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

Water Feature 2006.

Your showers are breaking us. Between the cost of water, the gas to heat the water, and all your towels, you might as well go to a spa. Do you have any suggestions? Give me a minute. Emily? Want to come to the spa with me?

The creek ran dry. The reservoir drained. Lake Erie just emptied. Ok! Ok! I've finished my shower.

'Oy! Don't you realise there's a hosepipe ban?'

"You finished with that bath water?"

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

The outback dual-flush dunny.

Waste of water

Save the Files on the Cloud.

Ban Low Flow Toilets.

Water needs filtration.

'Wish for a climate policy.'