Water Bill Strategist Pillows

Cartoonist's tax return

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"It's trickle down."

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'Will this prescription interact with the meds already in my drinking water?'

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

"It's a ransom note from our energy supplier!"

'We've had to pool our resources.'

"It was a professional hit..."

Flower steals water during a drought.

A man has wind turbines in his bath

"Lets stop arguing about the pool. We'll divide it in half and stay on our half."

Own a piece of history - floodwaters

'Keep your money - fix the water.'

High electricity consumption in the summer

Two men trout fishing

"Frankly, I think that using precious water to grow flowers is a real waste..."

'Darn! No cup!'

"This batch tastes funny. Better boil it."

Stopping people from talking about environmental concerns.

"This fish was from the wild and apparently something was wrong with the water... you should have added microplastics, some waste oil, and industrial effluent."

'I know it's a constant drain of electricity, but I rationalize that it also functions as a night light.'

Energy bills rise

Water needs filtration.

The Three Waterwise Men

Confound it - doesn't anybody want to taste it?

'I wouldn't wash my food in there if I were you mister: It's downstream from the sewage plant...'

Catsulation

'Our water bill is more than we spent on our vacation because you again left the toilet running the whole time we were away.'