Watching Television Pillows

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"I don't care what they did on ER. You don't need an emergency triple bypass. You need an aspirin."

'Studies show people are more likely to disagree with something than agree with it.'( 'That's not true.')

'Honey, this personal injury lawyer says that if we act now, he'll also throw in a free slicer and dicer in its own carrying case.'

24 ? The Next Series. Jack says: 'Think I'll throw a sickie today.'

Reality show pitch

'To balance our commentary, we now present the view of an 'uninformed source'.'

"Do you have any get well cards for characters on soap operas?"

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

Dehydrated women calling for her soap operas

"Tonight there is no news and recent surveys indicate that that my be good news."

Aryan Nation Street...

'Side effects may include....'

THE GOLDMANS HIRE A MEDIA CONSULTANT.

"Forget the reality in our reality shows. We need better scripts."

'When I want to watch a realistic comedy about a working mom, I'll look in the mirror.'

" I love this reading group."

Employee Survival School

"Ladies and gentlemen, is there a doctor in the house?!" "Over here!! I watch a TV show called 'House'—the main character is a doctor and his name is 'House'! Is this helpful?!"

How TV Causes Violence

State Superbowl Ad

Jerry Springer

A pirate finding a trophy in a treasure chest

"That's enough TV violence for one day, young man!"

Entertainment Tonight

"I wish you wouldn't read so intently during my favourite show."

Fluffy, Moist, Light Entertainment.

And that's why I'm still single!

A comic strip shows a man watching TV when a hat blows in through an open window and lands on his head. When a woman enters the room the man stands up and tips his hat to her before they both sit down and watch TV.

"At the top of our news this evening, once again there were no clear winners on the Phil Donahue show today."

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

"It's a Ken Burns documentary about Ken Burns documentaries."

"You call that nudity, strong language, and scenes of a sexual nature?"

"The post-season coverage ended yesterday. This is the pre-season coverage."