Watching Rodeos Gifts

"I told you not to show Santa those rodeo videos!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

The Zoo.

Tourists

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Now I really hate poetry."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

TSA Noah

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"I think we may be related!"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'