Watching Rodeos Mugs

"I told you not to show Santa those rodeo videos!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

The Zoo.

Tourists

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Now I really hate poetry."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

TSA Noah

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"I think we may be related!"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'