Watching Documentaries T-Shirts

Men watching TV, shouting close him down.

"Don't adjust the set dear, it's a documentary about stalactites."

'Britain's filthiest restaurant!'

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

"In order to survive the shark needs to move constantly."

My dad likes watching documentaries.

'Put on something that'll cheer you up. Channel 8 has a documentary on the sinking of the Titanic.'

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Stop fiddling with the aerial! It's a documentary about stalactites!

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

The Sun: A History. . .

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

'So what else can you do, besides reign?'

"May I suggest, bartender, that instead of watching this silly sporting event we switch over to a rather important documentary now on Channel 13?"

'My love is like a red, red rose.' quote from Byron and the man says, 'I'm not surprised'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"The bad news is you're looking at 25 to life. . . the good news is it's given me a great idea for a new docuseries."

"There's no good time to break up, but I wanted to wait until Shark Week."

"Tell us where the bodies are buried and then we'll discuss a Netflix special."

"I'll fire up the Franklin stove and put in a Ken Burns film. You pick out a nice port from the wine cellar."

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Live Stream

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Police film evidence

Kirsten Johnson

Next camera crew 5 mins

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Cinéma Vérité

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."