Watching Documentaries Prints

Men watching TV, shouting close him down.

"Don't adjust the set dear, it's a documentary about stalactites."

'Britain's filthiest restaurant!'

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

"In order to survive the shark needs to move constantly."

"Oh, I love documentaries about space."

Sicko.

'How come the History Channel is so interesting and my history class is not?'

My dad likes watching documentaries.

'Put on something that'll cheer you up. Channel 8 has a documentary on the sinking of the Titanic.'

Louis Theroux.

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

PBS Wild Bunny Slippers.

Stop fiddling with the aerial! It's a documentary about stalactites!

Grim Reaper watches show called Life.

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

The Sun: A History. . .

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

'So what else can you do, besides reign?'

Michael Moore's Toilet Paper.

"May I suggest, bartender, that instead of watching this silly sporting event we switch over to a rather important documentary now on Channel 13?"

'My love is like a red, red rose.' quote from Byron and the man says, 'I'm not surprised'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

...and now Blue Planet two...

"The bad news is you're looking at 25 to life. . . the good news is it's given me a great idea for a new docuseries."

"Now watch this YouTube documentary about the deep state made by an anonymous teen with basic iMovie skills."

"There's no good time to break up, but I wanted to wait until Shark Week."

"Tell us where the bodies are buried and then we'll discuss a Netflix special."

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

I just watched a fascinating documentary on PBS, Lance. You learn something new every day! Not if you're careful.

"I'll fire up the Franklin stove and put in a Ken Burns film. You pick out a nice port from the wine cellar."

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"