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"Did you see that documentary about set meters" "Well the TV was on but I wasn't really watching it"

"...And finally, a mention has to go to the producers,directors and presenters who worked alongside us to make this award possible."

Live Stream

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Next camera crew 5 mins

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

Kirsten Johnson

Police film evidence

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Cinéma Vérité

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

Poor vs Rich

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Diana Inquest - 'It's time to move on, and start making a TV mini-series of her life.'

A fly on the wall documentary.

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."