Watching Children Grow Pillows

"The kids are growing up so fast."

'Do you think he's starting to out grow the pram?'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

A boy acting suspiciously

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

The No No No's

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"Having a cat will prepare us for having a teenager one day."

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

A father of three

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know he's ours?'

"Mommy is having another baby. Let me assure you that any paradigm shift will be incremental, core values remain family-centric, and Mommy is committed to assimilation and building synergy."

"Kids."

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

'He's at that difficult age: 0 to 16.'

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

We can talk now: Mum has relunctantly agreed to give me some privacy

Son measuring his father against the wall.

'And we offer a discount for bulk purchases' - salesman selling babygrows to the old woman who lived in a shoe.

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

'Does this mean I have to share my pocket money?'

"Thinking of buying a larger property are we, Madam?"

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'Soon he will stop asking where he came from and start telling you where he is going.'

"He's been unbearable since he learned to jump!"

Travelling with child sketchbook - finale

"Those aren't drones. Those are birds. You need to get out more."

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

'I'm not stressed out. I'm stressed in.'

"That's fathering."

They moved the bus stop further away. Ok. Where is it? "OK"?! They expect me to let my little babies walk 3 whole blocks! Umm