Watching Children Grow T-Shirts

"The kids are growing up so fast."

'Do you think he's starting to out grow the pram?'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

A boy acting suspiciously

The No No No's

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"Having a cat will prepare us for having a teenager one day."

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know he's ours?'

A father of three

"Mommy is having another baby. Let me assure you that any paradigm shift will be incremental, core values remain family-centric, and Mommy is committed to assimilation and building synergy."

"Kids."

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

'He's at that difficult age: 0 to 16.'

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

Son measuring his father against the wall.

We can talk now: Mum has relunctantly agreed to give me some privacy

'And we offer a discount for bulk purchases' - salesman selling babygrows to the old woman who lived in a shoe.

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

'Does this mean I have to share my pocket money?'

"Thinking of buying a larger property are we, Madam?"

Travelling with child sketchbook - finale

"He's been unbearable since he learned to jump!"

"Those aren't drones. Those are birds. You need to get out more."

'Soon he will stop asking where he came from and start telling you where he is going.'

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'I'm not stressed out. I'm stressed in.'

Starting School

"That's fathering."

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."