Watch Wunderkind Gifts

"We worked out how to make the watch smaller, now we just need to figure out how to make it LIGHTER!"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Can't Touch This

Okay, dig that one up!

Skiing

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

3D

"Gracie, if we want to see more Latinos in film, we need to support Latino films. When a movie comes out with Latino stars and Latino story, we need to go see it."

Baby at Christmas Dinner

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

Take Away Wedding Cake 50p.

No, I don't think Ken Burns has ever done a documentary on dogs.

I'm making the definitive sledding video.

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"Well after what they told me, my mum and dad haven't got a clue."

Couple Watching Scary Film

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

A Youtube video explained what I've been sensing for years: The auto industry is about to implode. It's going so well. But the average incentive per car is soaring. That means they're trying harder and harder to maintain sales. I saw another video that explains why: More and more people are leasing cars, because the lizard people have put fluoride in the water. Just 'cause one Youtube channel's legit, doesn't mean they all are. NASA's in on it too.

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

'It's for show and tell!'

An I.R.S. car stakes out a limo

Boy skating on lake, classmates giving scores.

"You like woodwork class then, son?"

"God, I was magnificent!"

'That's the problem with being homeschooled...On a snow day, I'm stuck IN class.'

Quantum Physics Lab

Those two ballerinas are so competitive! It's "war of the whirls"!

Jeff's performance review worries dissolved when he stumbled upon the YouTube video of his supervisor at Mardi Gras a few years ago.