Waste Disposal Gifts

Fly-Tipping

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Solar System (after deregulation)

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Food waste with recycling symbol

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

Nuclear waste.

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Daisy Diaper Service

Recycle or ruin the planet?

Recycling Centre

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.

"We ship ours from Deckville to Lyleport."

This is where Brent council sends you

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

'He's a structural engineer.'

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

"Give it a whirl!"