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Remote control pirate bully

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Captain in a storm

'Are we there yet?'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Piracy on a boating lake

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Build a Raft

When laundry ruled the waves.

The Dubloon Stops Here

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Bermuda Triangles

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Sailor in Car.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Boat wedding.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Mr. Punch in Venice

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Luxury cruise you said!'