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'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

"...Now say after me...whose a pretty boy..."

Oceanographer

Baby beluga, middle child beluga, firstborn beluga

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

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Captain Bligh, we refuse to swab the deck with paper towels! Near Great Movies: "Mutiny Over the Bounty."

"Evolution....Jeez! Talk about your learning curve!"

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

Overweight Passenger on a Boat

'Saturdays in paradise.'

Hmmm, white meat or dark...

"Was it a good time? Yes. Was it a whale of a time? No."

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'My God! There isn't room to swing YOU in here!'

Big Bob's bait shop: Free Body piercing

'What th-! A sail! Folks, it looks like Daredevil Pup has changed his mind!'

Take it easy on the stretching exercises!

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

'Why beavers aren't good at water-skiing: I've got to stop chewing my skis.'

"Mummy, Mummy, there's a pirate ship at anchor in the bay! Maybe Daddy's back!"

''Don't feed the birds, Martha,' I said. 'Do what the signs say, Martha,' I said. But Nooooo...'

We annihilated the opposition!

Curling popularity after the winter Olympics.

Is the safety railing really necessary?

Man having his equestrian portrait taken by a photographer

"Really? I love karaoke too!"