Mysterious green stench fouls reflecting pool...
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"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World
Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.
"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."
"Rockefeller Center."
Pompeii restoration project.
"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."
Beware of the Legislation
'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'
Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.
Moses comes to Los Angeles.
'Can I see your license,please?'
Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.
"The worst is behind us!"
Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!
"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"
No, I don't think Ken Burns has ever done a documentary on dogs.
New York Gondolier
"It's soon to be listed in the National Register of Historic Military Holes in the Ground."
"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."
'Who are you calling ancient?'
"Why are there two houses of congress? If at first you don't succeed, blame the other house."
"Let me tell you what it's like to be seven in this city."
Too Much SOY
'They say the bears are very aggressive here.'
'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'
'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'
".. if this is what man is capable of achieving in the 17th century, image what is possible in the 21st?"
King: 'I said build me a stone HENGE you FOOL! NOT stone HENS!!'
'they must have the same plumber we do.'
'C'mon! How long are we supposed to wait for it to blow?'
Tour of Cathedrals.
'How can I move in closer? I'm carved in stone just like you guys!'
Boris Bike
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