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'United we stand.'

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Easter Island legs

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Now that's an afro!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Where Indian ink came from.

Oymoticons

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

The Witches Discover The Wok

Mr. Punch in Venice

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Stonehenge Explained

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"Who had the Sodom Enchilada and the Holy Guacamole?"

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"Charming, absolutely charming."