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"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Love linked

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

Sister Cities

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

How About Serving Us For a Change

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

"Rockefeller Center."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

Hoxton map.

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

The London Olympic bid

'As you can see global climate change has encouraged some species to adapt to new environments.'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

The Soho Beachwear Look