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'The spirit of bipartisan cooperation is back - if you vote against my bill, I'll vote against your bill.'

John Boehner

Sir Winston Churchill

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"We won!"

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

That's What Happens

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

John F. Kennedy

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

Legalish

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Eye Off the Ball

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

Martin Luther King and Obama.

Today, tech stocks rose on news the latest gadgets avoided internet censorship by the Iranian government.'

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

William Pitt the Elder

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

"Destroyers"

New GOP Election Laws: "Look at it this way. . . we're making it easier for you to climb that tree...!"

Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

'Drop dead. Well that's good start to our negotiations.'