Warrior Stories Fan Gifts

Samurai Katsuke wasn't much of a great sword fighter, but he was one of the greatest optimists in old Japan.

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

A street fight.

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

'You're too aggressive.'

'The stuff legends are made of'

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

'Razed any good cities lately?'

'You're too aggressive.'

'Breaker Morant would have been proved innocent if he hadn't shot the people needed for his defence.'

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

Condoleezza Rice

"Hey! I got a lot done in one day!"

The 24/7 Samurai

'Now that's what I CALL a free-range chicken'

"Shoo!"

'You know I felt pretty confident until I saw that sign... I mean, didn't we really get whupped in that fight?'

"It must be yours. I have no imagination."

"I've come for your teeth."

"Is he still there?"

Genghis Khan

Outbreak of Boer War

Ancient Greek Downsizing

'The large crate contains my medals.'

"I feel like every time I turn into a swan there's this expectation of sex."

"Look sharp, Son. Your Mother's family just showed up."

"They called him ‘weird’, they called him ‘creepy’, but now they’d call him Sheriff."

"To be honest, I'm just looking for positive role models in my life. After all, he's Genghis Khan, not Genghis Can't."

"Would you say this is a must-win?"

'Look, Daddy! Somebody bought me a pony for my birthday!'