Warm Climate Dreamers T-Shirts

'By the way, I probably should have mentioned this 60 years ago, but I would have been fine with moving to Southern California.'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Electric Blanket.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

snowman hitchhiking

"Where I go to sleep, that is where my homeland is."

Siesta-time

Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

The Hanging Gardens of Shoreham

'The wisdom of life is to grow older in a warm climate.'

Hibernation Clock.

"This time of year I always start thinking Florida."

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

SPF-30 Sunscreen Lotion

"Sure - you could move to Florida - but, then, you wouldn't have the wonderful change of seasons.."

'Instead of migrating this year, we'd like to spend time in your hot tub.'

There goes another one through the hole in the ozone layer.

'I can't wait to see what we've done with this planet.'

'I can remember when this was just ice.'

"The fear of sea level rise has been good for our business."

People siting on icebergs,

A new "U" vending machine

How Polar Bears communicate.

'Hurry, Love, the Indian summer's passing through town!..'

"Your mother and I are going to wait out this ice age in Florida."

Papi makes snowfall for Gracie on Christmas with an ice shredder.

I dreamed that my ship finally came in, and Johnny Depp was steering it.

'She didn't say she'd go out with me, but she left the door open for further negotiations.'

"I think I just felt the first snowflake of winter."

"Ever notice that there's always someone that refuses to accent it's winter?"