Warm Climate Dreamers Mugs

'By the way, I probably should have mentioned this 60 years ago, but I would have been fine with moving to Southern California.'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Electric Blanket.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

snowman hitchhiking

"Where I go to sleep, that is where my homeland is."

Siesta-time

Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

The Hanging Gardens of Shoreham

'The wisdom of life is to grow older in a warm climate.'

Hibernation Clock.

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

"This time of year I always start thinking Florida."

"Sure - you could move to Florida - but, then, you wouldn't have the wonderful change of seasons.."

SPF-30 Sunscreen Lotion

'Instead of migrating this year, we'd like to spend time in your hot tub.'

'I can remember when this was just ice.'

'I can't wait to see what we've done with this planet.'

There goes another one through the hole in the ozone layer.

People siting on icebergs,

"The fear of sea level rise has been good for our business."

A new "U" vending machine

'Hurry, Love, the Indian summer's passing through town!..'

How Polar Bears communicate.

"Your mother and I are going to wait out this ice age in Florida."

Papi makes snowfall for Gracie on Christmas with an ice shredder.

'She didn't say she'd go out with me, but she left the door open for further negotiations.'

'Just ONCE I'd like to have a summer romance!'

"I've decided I'm going to be positive all the time."

"Ever notice that there's always someone that refuses to accent it's winter?"