Warfare Whimsical Pillows

The Jerry Scarer

Putin and Zelensky

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"Right here's fine."

Soldier armed with a pen.

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

King flicking out his tongue to catch a fly.

Jack in the Box

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

Teddy Bear

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

"Hot Pocket"

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

The Use of Cavalry

Napoleon marches off alone

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Rows the Sheep.

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Soap recovery Ship in bath

The ambush.

American's Funniest Invasion Strategies.

General's Coin Toss

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Iron clad sailors