Warfare Whimsical Pillows

The Jerry Scarer

Putin and Zelensky

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Right here's fine."

Soldier armed with a pen.

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Jack in the Box

Teddy Bear

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

King flicking out his tongue to catch a fly.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"Hot Pocket"

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

The Use of Cavalry

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

Soap recovery Ship in bath

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

The ambush.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

American's Funniest Invasion Strategies.

Napoleon marches off alone

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Rows the Sheep.

General's Coin Toss

Iron clad sailors

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'