War-time Whimsy Pillows

The Jerry Scarer

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

Serenade for you...

And when I was in the army, my mother sent me 'don't care' packages

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"How long have you had this nightmare of being shot down by a beagle on a flying doghouse, Herr Von Richthofen?"

My corn is undercooked. It hasn't even popped!

Uses for Deactivated Missiles: Objects d'Art

Balloon Man

Cowboy Acupuncture

'Rabbit Leader here, No, you may NOT return to base because your sock keeps botching up,'

"Hurry up Ted, or are you going to spend all day in that bunker?"

'The streets of Dodge City fell eerily quiet as the market researchers strode into town.'

Koko and Yum Yum

"Ol' coy sounds beautiful tonight. He's accidentally sat on a cactus."

'You will meet a tall dark stranger and you will beat him 6-4, 6-3, 6-0!'

'Soldier, we don't discuss Murphy's Law and the War on Terror in the same breath around here!'

'There used to be an old army camp here.'

Enlist now! K-9 Corps...'You're a cat!'

150th Anniversary Civil War Reenactment. We're not big history buffs --- We just like saying "sesquicentennial"!

ISIS Plans Ahead

"I can probably help you with the crossword, but that's about it."

"The 'Death Roll'! That sounds so cool! Do you think your daddy could teach it to me?"

"Good news. We're the hundredth caller."

A signpost labelled 'Thither' and 'Yon'.

'Ignore Malcolm...he farts like a trooper.'

'Bring back rationing!'

You Passed the Democracy Test.