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"He never talks about it...

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Warrior Woman

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"Did you call for a Medic?"

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'

European Arms Proliferation - 1860's

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

Who's Dead

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

War and Peace GIF

"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

"Most of the time, war...it makes no sense. A lot of times, we'd hear artillery whistling over our heads. But really, you can't move. You just wait...and wait...until it hits...and hope it isn't hitting you."

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

'Literary agency' "About your idea for a book on NATO's role in Kosovo? Russian author got there first"

Master Humphrey's visionary friends

"We met through a contact tracing app."

'They want the medals back. Apparently, you used a Vicks inhaler before going over the top in 1916.'

"Back in my day there weren't any delivery trucks, distribution centers and fancy computers! We just hopped door-to-door until our feet bled!"

The origin of 'Rorke's drift' has long been a subject of intense speculation.

'Honey, please don't ask Grandaddy about the war.'

' You shouldn't believe everything you read in the fairy stories.'

"The Balkans. This is where I came in."

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"