War Story Collector Mugs

"He never talks about it...

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

"This Bible save a veteran's life during the war."

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

Warrior Woman

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"Did you call for a Medic?"

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

War and Peace GIF

"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

Left Behind

European Arms Proliferation - 1860's

Who's Dead

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

Master Humphrey's visionary friends

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

'Literary agency' "About your idea for a book on NATO's role in Kosovo? Russian author got there first"

"Most of the time, war...it makes no sense. A lot of times, we'd hear artillery whistling over our heads. But really, you can't move. You just wait...and wait...until it hits...and hope it isn't hitting you."

'They want the medals back. Apparently, you used a Vicks inhaler before going over the top in 1916.'

"We met through a contact tracing app."

The origin of 'Rorke's drift' has long been a subject of intense speculation.

"Back in my day there weren't any delivery trucks, distribution centers and fancy computers! We just hopped door-to-door until our feet bled!"

'Honey, please don't ask Grandaddy about the war.'