War Story Buff Mugs

'Honey, please don't ask Grandaddy about the war.'

"Fire at will!" (Soldiers have names on helmets, Will looks worried).

Palming Themselves Off! British Soldiers disguised as a Palm Grove upsetting an enemy Bivouac.

"Whoa, Mr. Ramirez! Serving in World War II must have been awesome!"

Servicemen.

"Postwar is hell."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Warrior Woman

Monuments

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Most valuable element.

Defence Cutbacks.

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

The Child and the Tank

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Veterans Day US

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'It's just that, when you asked me if I fancied a pint down the Legion...'

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

A General tries to get rid of peace.

"Did you call for a Medic?"

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

Library Geoge W. Bush

"Is it starting to feel like mission creep?"

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'