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Bombs falling in Nazi Germany.

European Arms Proliferation - 1860's

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Warrior Woman

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

'Forget what?'

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

The unknown war poet.

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"Perhaps we should take a fresh look at the methods of the much maligned Spanish Inquisition."

'Does my bum look big in this?'

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

Your tax $ at WAR.

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

"Did you call for a Medic?"

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'

"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

D-Day landings of walking fish.

War and Peace GIF

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

"The Chilcot inquiry? No, this is the inquiry into what happened to the Chilcot inquiry."

Thaddeus was a noble, well respected horse, who was known for his loyalty and never asking 'Are We There Yet?'"

"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."

Army of the Potomac- Evening Scene in Camp

'Committee of Public Assistance' Meeting in Occupied Holland (Propaganda Print)

'Literary agency' "About your idea for a book on NATO's role in Kosovo? Russian author got there first"

"Most of the time, war...it makes no sense. A lot of times, we'd hear artillery whistling over our heads. But really, you can't move. You just wait...and wait...until it hits...and hope it isn't hitting you."

The Jumping Tank

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

In his Last Moments, A Soldier Seeks Forgiveness for his Sins (History of the Crusades).