War Memorabilia Gifts

The Real Use Of The Bear-Skin Cap.

"No, it fell off a Spitfire in the war. Open the bloody vault!"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

Monuments

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Oooops!

French Army knife

The Generals medals

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

"My, it feels good to sit down."

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Highlights from the Million Moderate March

Ducks following a tank.

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

Soldier's medals continued on back.

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

"It's soon to be listed in the National Register of Historic Military Holes in the Ground."

And I got an honorary Purple Heart for sticking myself with one of my flag pins.

Retired Command Sgt. Maj. Basil L. Plumley 1920-2012.

'Here's a field can opener, you may need it to cut yourself out of your tank.'

'I don't know what I ordered, but I think it's going to be good!'

Bill Tilden

"It is a violation of air national guard policy for you to possess an AK-47 from Iraq, boy!! Do you want to suffer the consequences of bringing back a souvenir?!!"

"I'm looking for something that expresses the spirit of the season but doesn't neglect the need for a credible deterrent."

"Folsom's seasick, sir."

"I'ma N.R.A. stalwart."

The War Lord at the Front. A morning Tub on the Imperial Campaigning Car.

"Do you see this amazing comic book? Do you know this is the first appearance of Thor? Do you know how much this is worth? Do you know how much trouble you'll be in if you ever touch this?"

Admiral Compass

Private Willis