War Memorabilia Gifts

The Real Use Of The Bear-Skin Cap.

"No, it fell off a Spitfire in the war. Open the bloody vault!"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Monuments

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

French Army knife

Oooops!

The Generals medals

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

"My, it feels good to sit down."

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

Ducks following a tank.

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

"It's soon to be listed in the National Register of Historic Military Holes in the Ground."

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

"It is a violation of air national guard policy for you to possess an AK-47 from Iraq, boy!! Do you want to suffer the consequences of bringing back a souvenir?!!"

'I don't know what I ordered, but I think it's going to be good!'

'Here's a field can opener, you may need it to cut yourself out of your tank.'

And I got an honorary Purple Heart for sticking myself with one of my flag pins.

"I'ma N.R.A. stalwart."

"I'm looking for something that expresses the spirit of the season but doesn't neglect the need for a credible deterrent."

The War Lord at the Front. A morning Tub on the Imperial Campaigning Car.

Admiral Compass

"Do you see this amazing comic book? Do you know this is the first appearance of Thor? Do you know how much this is worth? Do you know how much trouble you'll be in if you ever touch this?"

Relax...they are ours.

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

Private Willis

"Folsom's seasick, sir."