War Irony Enthusiast Pillows

'We'll miss them when they're gone.'

Made in China

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

"We're not admitting any wrong doing, but we've agreed to pay a ten Zillion dollar fine.''

Loose Ships Lip Sync

"Well they look pretty undocumented to me."

"Hi! It's me...I've gone off the rails"

"You may quote me on this - Freedom of Speech is this country's most valuable asset, which is why we must use it sparingly."

"I might be able to offer you a test drive."

"It's time we have a little chat."

Storks and Tank

'Serg!' (Sign has been changed from Afghanistan to Blighty)

"Maybe you should have put the rescue note in the bottle rather than just floating it out to sea."

The Boche Catcher

Marie Antoinette Update - Let em eat dog biscuits.

US army officer announcing discovery of Saddam's money - not WMD.

New Hospital Train- Stretchers Suspended by Rubber Bands

'I didn't expect to be reincarnated as a bloody angel!'

'It's strange, but ever since that star appeared I've had this overwhelming urge to go shopping.'

'...he loves me, he love me not, he loves me, he...he...'

'But aren't hand grenades supposed to be dangerous?'

'A tricky situation sir. The French are deploying unsinkable dressing tables!'

ISIS Plans Ahead

Dick's New Heart

'Grant them amnesty and then hang them.'

"Unlike my opponent, ladies and gentlemen, honesty is a condition of my parole!"

War

"Good news. We're the hundredth caller."

"Undecided"

'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

"It's a shame that she could never put her college degree to use."

'The situation is untenable, Herr Hauptmann. The French are deployig garlic-propelled grenades!'

"Don't tell Noah about the vasectomy."