War Irony Enthusiast Pillows

'We'll miss them when they're gone.'

Made in China

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

"We're not admitting any wrong doing, but we've agreed to pay a ten Zillion dollar fine.''

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

"Well they look pretty undocumented to me."

"Hi! It's me...I've gone off the rails"

Storks and Tank

"It's time we have a little chat."

"You may quote me on this - Freedom of Speech is this country's most valuable asset, which is why we must use it sparingly."

"I might be able to offer you a test drive."

'Serg!' (Sign has been changed from Afghanistan to Blighty)

US army officer announcing discovery of Saddam's money - not WMD.

The Boche Catcher

New Hospital Train- Stretchers Suspended by Rubber Bands

Marie Antoinette Update - Let em eat dog biscuits.

'I didn't expect to be reincarnated as a bloody angel!'

"Maybe you should have put the rescue note in the bottle rather than just floating it out to sea."

'It's strange, but ever since that star appeared I've had this overwhelming urge to go shopping.'

'But aren't hand grenades supposed to be dangerous?'

'...he loves me, he love me not, he loves me, he...he...'

'A tricky situation sir. The French are deploying unsinkable dressing tables!'

"Unlike my opponent, ladies and gentlemen, honesty is a condition of my parole!"

'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

"Good news. We're the hundredth caller."

War

'Grant them amnesty and then hang them.'

"Undecided"

"It's a shame that she could never put her college degree to use."

"Don't tell Noah about the vasectomy."

'The situation is untenable, Herr Hauptmann. The French are deployig garlic-propelled grenades!'

Training for war