War Film Fanatic Gifts

Thirty Sumos Over Tokyo

'A lot of them lied about their age y'know - and not only the women!'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

Reese Witherspoon

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"Werewolves of London..."

What's an Imax cave?

Giant slug attacks a city

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

Star Wars Audience

"Which part are you reading for?"

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

Cinemuck

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Hollywood producer.

Starvation Watching

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

Blockbuster Billion Club

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.