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Thirty Sumos Over Tokyo

'A lot of them lied about their age y'know - and not only the women!'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"Werewolves of London..."

Giant slug attacks a city

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"Which part are you reading for?"

Star Wars Audience

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Hollywood producer.

Cinemuck

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Blockbuster Billion Club

Hollywood producer.

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."