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". . . Unlike the feel-good portion of World War II."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

The unknown war poet.

A penguin's life is like endless summer camp, swimming and fishing all day every day!

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"But what's my motivation?"

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness." It's okay for a first draft, Thomas, but it'll be much better if you make it rhyme!

Fahrenheit 911.

A typical Monday. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs! South Pole Penguin Love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

David Attenborough

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'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: IV The Fall of Przemysl.

A general points out his ribbons which signify films he has watched.

Army of the Potomac- Evening Scene in Camp

'Hang on!...You don't expect me to swallow that as well!'

Casting Wildlife Films.

"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."

"The last week of school is totally cool!"

'I guess our fifteen minutes are up.'

"Are you not infotained?!!"

The Jumping Tank

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

'At least he kept his promise not to go to the media or government.'

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

"It's from Private Ryan...Wish you were here."

"Just follow me around for a day with a camera. It would make a great reality TV show. ... I'm serious."