War Film Buff T-Shirts

'Smell of Napalm in the Morning' fragrance.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Most valuable element.

JAMES BONDING

The unknown war poet.

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

The Child and the Tank

Library Geoge W. Bush

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

"Did you call for a Medic?"

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

The Grim map of Iraq.

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

War.

Monument To The General/Soldier Monument

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

Christmas Eve during the Civil War

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"I spent 18-plus years, $2 trillion and around 2,400 dead soldiers in Afghanistan, and all I got was. . . this lousy turban."

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

American's Funniest Invasion Strategies.

The American flag