War Film Buff Pillows

'Smell of Napalm in the Morning' fragrance.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Most valuable element.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

The unknown war poet.

The Child and the Tank

JAMES BONDING

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

"Did you call for a Medic?"

Blameless

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

Library Geoge W. Bush

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'

The Grim map of Iraq.

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

Monument To The General/Soldier Monument

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

Burning the Other

"I spent 18-plus years, $2 trillion and around 2,400 dead soldiers in Afghanistan, and all I got was. . . this lousy turban."

I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

Christmas Eve during the Civil War

Left Behind

How Will They Manage without Us?

War.

American's Funniest Invasion Strategies.

The American flag