War Movie Fan Gifts

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Eight Years Into the Fight

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'I was in the catering corps.'

The unknown war poet.

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

Obama ready for another war

They soon changed their name..

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

Obama's Tribute Hiroshima

Attila the Nun.

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

The Jumping Tank

"Russia's always bigger than you think."

01/08/45

Army of the Potomac- Evening Scene in Camp

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

Biannual relationship conversation, new business. Item one: What kinds of movies should we see going forward. Action thrillers with the bodacious Clint Eastwood. Moralistic British comedies, anything starring or produced by Al Gore! Eastwood! Natalie Portman! What?! it's platonic! Eastwood. Whatever you want. Gimme your bullhorn. It's spankin' time.

A general points out his ribbons which signify films he has watched.

"The Chilcot inquiry? No, this is the inquiry into what happened to the Chilcot inquiry."

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: IV The Fall of Przemysl.

"It's from Private Ryan...Wish you were here."

'It's a post from sitting bull, he's just 'unfriended' General Custer.'

"I'll be back. And then maybe we can chat about ideas like existentialism."

Brads a Peloponnesian War renactor.

'Breaker Morant would have been proved innocent if he hadn't shot the people needed for his defence.'

Custer's Last Selfie

Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson

Civil war, "You shoot first old boy. No, no I won't hear of it"