Watching War Films Gifts

War victim coming out of the television.

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Billy. The Kid.

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"Bloody hell!"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

The Da Vinci Cod

Dancing with the Star Wars

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"It's about time."

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

Queen Kong

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'