War Movie Aficionado Gifts

Pull up Frankie...Pull up! You're going too...KA-BOOOOOM!

"What was the name of the consultants who advised us to invade Russia?"

Working in the Hazard Zone!

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Steve McQueen

Jimmy Cagney.

'Forget what?'

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"Perhaps we should take a fresh look at the methods of the much maligned Spanish Inquisition."

Your tax $ at WAR.

"Did you call for a Medic?"

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'

Frank Sinatra.

If Bush Had Told Us the Truth After 9/11

D-Day landings of walking fish.

"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Left Behind

Ad Valorem

You'll Miss Us

Janet Leigh

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: IV The Fall of Przemysl.

'Committee of Public Assistance' Meeting in Occupied Holland (Propaganda Print)

"Most of the time, war...it makes no sense. A lot of times, we'd hear artillery whistling over our heads. But really, you can't move. You just wait...and wait...until it hits...and hope it isn't hitting you."

In his Last Moments, A Soldier Seeks Forgiveness for his Sins (History of the Crusades).

Lambo

Eight Years Into the Fight

Thaddeus was a noble, well respected horse, who was known for his loyalty and never asking 'Are We There Yet?'"

Just shut the hell up and say action!

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'