Wannabe Green Thumb Gifts

'First, he tried carpentry. All Thumbs. Then he tried gardening. None of them green.'

'Let's face it Frank, you just don't have a green thumb.'

Prize vegetables.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Deforestation.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Cat Nip.

"First time pruning?"

Allotment

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Yardless: Please help

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Steamed vegetables."

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Cats and gardens.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Botany Baby!

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Mother Nature

See you at the farmers market!

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

Do you have anything bigger?

Gardening#2

Mad about Roses!