Wannabe Green Thumb Pillows

'First, he tried carpentry. All Thumbs. Then he tried gardening. None of them green.'

'Let's face it Frank, you just don't have a green thumb.'

Prize vegetables.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Deforestation.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"First time pruning?"

Cat Nip.

Allotment

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Yardless: Please help

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Mother Nature

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Steamed vegetables."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Cats and gardens.

Botany Baby!

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

See you at the farmers market!

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Greenfingers.

Do you have anything bigger?

Mad about Roses!

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."