Aspiring Green Thumb Pillows

'It's time to face it, Bernie. You just don't have a green thumb.'

Prize vegetables.

"First time pruning?"

Allotment

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

The Garden

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"Mulch madness"

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"You must have a green thumb."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

Garden seeds - giant varieties

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

Gardener

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'