Wannabe Comedian Pillows

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

New Guy.

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

Child steps off chair and says, 'Tough crowd.'(Cat looks impassive)

As Seen On TV

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

'Mummy, Mummy, I've been practising the whole afternoon: Wanna hear my evil laugh?'

'Remind me again, Dad. Why did you want me to get that college degree?'

Mail and Femail restrooms for envelopes.

"It's your real-estate agent. She says she may have found you a higher ledge."

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

How to win Genius Grants for Dummies!

'I hope he doesn't pick on ME!'

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

Before and After Tattoos.

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

"Your S.A.T. score was 13. Have you considered clown college?"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

A young boy shaving

Joel's mum was very strict. . . No homework, no air guitar.

Former class clown and his sidekick torment the substitute waitress.