Wanderers Seeking Guidance T-Shirts

'Sorry you're lost, but I'm a homing-pigeon: I can give you directions to my place, but that's about all...'

'Not that net!'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

A push in the right direction: 50c.

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

"Free why-fi.”

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"Holy water, holy water...."

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Rustic Campgrounds.

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

Leaves Falling in Heaven.

Two words, my friend...Yak dung.

Wise Man Souvenir Stand.

Black Forest Collectibles.

'Thank you for calling the guru. If you want the meaning of life, press one. If you want the significance of the Universe, press two. If you want....'

"F.Y.I., sweetie, bears are attracted to drama."

"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

Flight nap