Wanderers Seeking Guidance Pillows

'Sorry you're lost, but I'm a homing-pigeon: I can give you directions to my place, but that's about all...'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'Not that net!'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

A push in the right direction: 50c.

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

"Free why-fi.”

"Holy water, holy water...."

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

"He's mad at God."

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Rustic Campgrounds.

Wise Man Souvenir Stand.

Leaves Falling in Heaven.

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

Two words, my friend...Yak dung.

Black Forest Collectibles.

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."

"F.Y.I., sweetie, bears are attracted to drama."

'Thank you for calling the guru. If you want the meaning of life, press one. If you want the significance of the Universe, press two. If you want....'

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'